Unfortunately, as I thought, my test came out negative. My cycle hasn't shown any signs of starting yet, but I had a bit of cramping earlier. My progesterone was 5. I'm drinking Pinot Noir and watching a lot of TV tonight.
But... I think I'm getting a Boston Terr.ier puppy on Saturday at 3 p.m. :-) I'll post pictures if everything goes well. I've already bought her a bed, food, chew toys, a leash and other items. Will try and post a picture of these below.